My dearest wife - Im sorry I lost my temper the other day and called you a cunt. Even though I was angry, that doesnt give me the right to call you the most forbidden word in the English language. I could have at least toned it down and used a more acceptable term such as snatch or twat. My bad. I guess the point is that I shouldnt call you any names. At all. Ever. I should be able to have a mature, intelligent discussion with you to iron out our disagreements without resorting to childish name-calling.
Im really just lucky to have such a wonderful woman like you by my side. There should never be any reason for me to express my pent-up rage, considering how wonderful our life together is. I especially love listening to your stories. The way you can take a simple event, say for example, breaking a nail, and turn it into a 45-minute saga is amazing. You make the story so much more interesting by including every detail of your day. By including volumes of information that might, on the surface, seem irrelevant and entirely unrelated, you transform an otherwise boring 10-second sentence into a nail-biting oral mini-series. Ive always said you should be a public speaker. Im sorry if it seems like Im not paying attention sometimes. I promise to work on being a more active listener.
Actually, you'd probably prefer these. Not that you're fat.
And Im not just grateful for your conversational skills. I also recognize what an attractive and sexy woman you are. I dont care if youve gained 60 pounds since we got married just more of you to love. I dont think that means that you have let yourself go. I think it just shows how confident you are about yourself another thing I love about you. And the fact that we seldom have any sexual interaction just makes me anticipate it all the more. I cant tell you how much I look forward to the hand job I get on our anniversary every year. And working with young, attractive, sexy women in the office every day doesnt frustrate me or make me regret pledging my love and faithfulness to you until death do us part. Oh no. It just makes our annual tryst that much more special.
Yeah. This'll be me for a while.
And when I was lucky enough to snare a prize such as yourself, little did I realize what a great package deal I was getting. By that, I mean your family, of course. I love spending every holiday with them. I dont care if I havent seen my family since our wedding day. I would much rather watch your father get drunk to the point he becomes a physical danger to himself and others. He is SO funny. Its like my own personal Jerry Springer show. Remember that Christmas he slapped your mother? Good times. I especially love his racist humor. He acts like hes serious when hes ranting about the downfall of American society that has been caused by those people. I always hate it when the night ends after the police arrive they always ruin our fun.
Some of my jealous friends, although I dont see them much since we got married, think its unfair that I work and you dont. I try to explain to them that my six 12-hour-day work weeks are nothing compared to your responsibility of taking care of our beautiful children. Sure, the kids are in pre-school during the first half of the day and so what if we pay a nanny for the second half of the day - you need a break too! Im just grateful that you are willing to take on that workload while I am at the office mostly surfing the net and taking three-hour lunches. You are a saint.
I cant think of anything about you I dont love. I guess if I had to complain about something, the only thing I can think of would be your cooking not that youre not a good cook. I appreciate you slaving over a hot stove so the kids and I can have a delicious meal every night. Im just saying does it have to be chicken every night? Surely there is enough money left from my paycheck for us to eat some red meat once in a while. I assume that as I dont really ever see my paycheck. Or our bank accounts. Or maybe you could take a cooking class and learn just one new recipe although I know your free time is very limited. Im just saying it would be nice to eat something besides chicken even if its just one day out of the year (maybe Thanksgiving). Whats that? I can cook for myself if I dont like what you make? Well, I guess I could, but since I get home at around 8:00pm that seems kind of late, dont you think? You dont think you could maybe ? No? What? Why are you getting so upset? Im a what? Listen okay, thats it. Im going to bed!Cunt.
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What kind of butt/ass rock or gangster rap are you listening to? Switchfoot...Lil John? Sweet.
Give me a break. Jerry Posted: 11/18/2005by: Eugene Poor grammer and misspelling hah? Its grammAR, you stupid jackass. Learn the fucking language before opening your mouth. And it's poor grammar and THE misspelling of a word, you illiterate prick. And by the way, what word did I misspell? Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought...dipshit.
