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Posted: 9/5/2006
Stop crying and grab the ball.
I thought all of you would enjoy this amusing little anecdote. At the baseball game the other day, a player hit a high foul ball down the left field side. The ball got stuck in a light fixture just below the upper deck seats. A man sitting directly above the light fixture held his toddler by the foot and dangled him over the side to retrieve the ball. The kid seemed terrified to be hanging almost 100 feet above the lower seats, but he did his duty and grabbed the ball. His father pulled him back...
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Personally, I'd be for lowering a senior citizen. If they got the ball, great! If something terrible were to happen, they've got one foot in the grave anyway. Plus... no more burden. Seems win-win to me.
Eugene
yeah ok pal
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Posted: 9/5/2006 11:16:40 AM
did you think this was funny when you wrote this confusing, barely coherent drivel? It sounds like you ate an eighth of boomers, thought you had a brilliant idea and tried desperately to craft intelligible sentences. But because you were so preoccupied with trying to make sense, you forgot to be funny. How's that for some on point analysis?
Graham MacDonald
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Posted: 9/5/2006 11:59:38 AM
Imagine a TPP where all articles have the same origionality as this one.
Jared
To OD
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Posted: 9/5/2006 2:14:50 PM
Old people are kind of brittle. What if their foot comes off as you are lowering them to get the ball? You'd look pretty silly standing their with a foot in your hand and no baseball to show for your effort.
Ray
Don't mind Eugene
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Posted: 9/8/2006 12:51:59 PM
He's harmless. He lives in the utility closet, been there for years although no one has ever seen him. He is a timid little creature that lives on the internet.
Eugene
I read this again
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Posted: 9/12/2006 2:18:28 PM
and I thought that it was absolutely hilarious. Brilliant stuff, John. Must have missed something on the first reading. We should hand out.
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