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Marty Platinum
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Member Since: 10/24/2005
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  SEC Fans Favoring Georgia Over Russia
Posted: 8/13/08
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  Dissections: Snitches
Posted: 7/31/07
  Rating: 3.95 Viewed: 39488 Emailed: 3 Comments: 216
  Dissections: Bosses
Posted: 7/17/07
  Rating: 3.84 Viewed: 18656 Emailed: 7 Comments: 113
  Dissections: Bachelorette Part
Posted: 6/19/07
  Rating: 3.95 Viewed: 21235 Emailed: 17 Comments: 135
  Dissections: Sitcoms, Part 3:
Posted: 6/5/07
  Rating: 3.45 Viewed: 12857 Emailed: 0 Comments: 91
  Dissections: Sitcoms, Part 2: Plots
Posted: 5/22/07
  Rating: 3.93 Viewed: 22305 Emailed: 1 Comments: 62
  Dissections: Sitcoms, Part 1: Characters
Posted: 4/24/07
  Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 15798 Emailed: 0 Comments: 100
  Dissections: Cops
Posted: 4/10/07
  Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 17830 Emailed: 4 Comments: 175
  Dissections: Fears Through the Years
Posted: 3/27/07
  Rating: 4.40 Viewed: 22296 Emailed: 13 Comments: 104
  Dissections: Tipping
Posted: 3/13/07
  Rating: 4.19 Viewed: 21572 Emailed: 12 Comments: 118
  Dissections: Greed
Posted: 2/27/07
  Rating: 3.93 Viewed: 15610 Emailed: 1 Comments: 150
  Dissections: College Roommates
Posted: 2/13/07
  Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 74718 Emailed: 67 Comments: 59
  Dissections: Fistfights
Posted: 1/30/07
  Rating: 4.29 Viewed: 21517 Emailed: 12 Comments: 60
  Dissections: The Homeless
Posted: 1/16/07
  Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 32342 Emailed: 30 Comments: 54
  Dissections: Breaking Down Stupid
Posted: 1/2/07
  Rating: 4.24 Viewed: 35846 Emailed: 86 Comments: 49
  Things I Don't Need To Do Anymore
Posted: 12/12/06
  Rating: 3.96 Viewed: 14503 Emailed: 15 Comments: 64
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