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Fake News
Beer Run Way Too Complicated
Posted:
7/28/2005
by:
Mike Polk
BROOK PARK, OH What should have been a simple beer run last Saturday night in Brook Park, Ohio resulted in mass confusion and ultimately, utter failure.
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Entertainment
Man, Do I love Stealing Your Music
Posted:
7/25/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Hey Popular Recording Artists, do you have a minute? Mr. Springsteen? Ms. Stefani? Mr. Diddy? Can I borrow you over here for just a sec? I know youre all very busy, but I wanted to let you know ...
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Entertainment
The Pizza Party Mystery: A Review
Posted:
7/13/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Something smells foul at the Great Northern Mall Chuck E. Cheese, and this time, it’s not the food. But much like the pizza that the chain was founded upon, the dinner theater’s latest sta...
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Entertainment
80's Bad Guy's Warning To Nerd
Posted:
6/6/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Hey! Hey Assface! I’m talking to you! Let’s get something straight right now Spazbreath! Samantha is my girl! Do you hear me!? Stay the hell away from her!
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The World
I'm Sorry About Slavery
Posted:
6/3/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Excuse me, Black Guy On This Bus Whos Glaring At Me And Clearly Hates Me, but can I speak with you for a moment? I dont mean to bother you. Its just that we have a pretty long bus ride ahead of ...
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Fake News
Uncle's 'Roommate' Doubted
Posted:
5/20/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Teenage brothers Nick and Justin Slogar of North Royalton recently announced that they no longer accept the claim that their Uncle Matts omnipresent friend Steven is merely his roommate.
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Fake News
Straight-Laced Partners Not Funny
Posted:
5/17/2005
by:
Mike Polk
The recent pairing of two respected and By the Book Los Angeles police officers has proven to be as effective and productive as it is utterly unentertaining.
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The World
Buy Something At My Shitty Garage Sale
Posted:
5/2/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Hey buddy. I see youre checking out those Cool Whip containers huh? You've got a good eye my friend. No? You werent? Well thats too bad. A fella could keep pretty much anything he wants in th...
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The World
This Gangbang Is So Awkward
Posted:
4/22/2005
by:
Mike Polk
Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.
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The World
I'm Sorry Officer
Posted:
4/11/2005
by:
Mike Polk
No officer, Im not certain exactly how fast I was going. Yes, I know that the speed limit is 35 through here. No I dont think that Im Jeff Gordon sir. I really just wasnt paying very close at...
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