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awesome, garrison. ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 4/23/2007 8:37:23 AM by deuce
or, "if you want me to keep riding shotgun, you better quit busting in my eye."

Fabulous Garrison ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 4/23/2007 9:23:26 AM by Christine
How about: "Look dad, I can do mommy's "O" face".

excellent ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 4/23/2007 9:50:07 AM by Asmar
or: Why does the priest only want to spend time alone with Billy?

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Posted: 4/23/2007 10:28:34 AM by Balls
"Dad, can't the roadhead wait a few minutes? I just woke up."

Orrrrrrrrrr ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 4/23/2007 1:14:49 PM by Christine
"Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"

Or.. ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 4/23/2007 1:35:50 PM by Sir Peter Goesinya
"You sonofabitch! Why in the eye? Everytime you gotta shoot it in my eyes. Is there something wrong with my ass or do you just like to see me suffer? Fuckin prick!"

or ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 4/23/2007 1:48:02 PM by T. Owen Baffoe
"I can't believe you rated that bumper sticker article a 5, dad. You're such a loser."

or ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 4/24/2007 11:38:28 PM by joshman8786
"dad, i swear to god, if you bust in my eye one more time, ii'll cut your fucking balls off!"

Thanks ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 8/22/2007 4:44:04 AM by Mark Garrison
Thanks for the comments. Glad you liked it.

Optometry ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 8/22/2007 12:24:57 PM by Spartan
"Then the eye doctor told me to cover one eye. So I did, like this, and I started to yawn. That's when he put "it" in my mouth."

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or,"if you want me to keep riding shotgun, you better quit busting in my eye."

How about: "Look dad, I can do mommy's "O" face".

or:Why does the priest only want to spend time alone with Billy?

"Dad, can't the roadhead wait a few minutes? I just woke up."

"Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"

"You sonofabitch! Why in the eye? Everytime you gotta shoot it in my eyes. Is there something wrong with my ass or do you just like to see me suffer? Fuckin prick!"

"I can't believe you rated that bumper sticker article a 5, dad. You're such a loser."

"dad, i swear to god, if you bust in my eye one more time, ii'll cut your fucking balls off!"

Thanks for the comments. Glad you liked it.

"Then the eye doctor told me to cover one eye. So I did, like this, and I started to yawn. That's when he put "it" in my mouth."

or,

"if you want me to keep riding shotgun, you better quit busting in my eye."

How about:

"Look dad, I can do mommy's "O" face".

or:
Why does the priest only want to spend time alone with Billy?