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Posted: 12/31/2006
As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.
Guess its solids for me for a while. That's some dead-on funny shit. Very nicely done.
Dave R
This guy is awesome!
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Posted: 3/9/2005
You couldn't be more accurate about these guys. After reading this, I feel embarrassed now because I own a striped shirt.
I will never wear it again!
Tommy D
Note to self:
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Posted: 3/9/2005
Cancel plans to purchase wardrobe full of striped shirts. Purchase sharper razor instead.
George Ganoe
AHHH
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Posted: 3/11/2005
I wish I had written this. Damn your creative mind Mike Polk!
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Posted: 3/12/2005
fuck shirts.......
Lee
Kudos
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Posted: 3/15/2005
Bravo. Nailed it.
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drrrt
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Posted: 3/16/2005
rrrrt
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Posted: 3/16/2005
Bravo is on his way to Bannana Republic right now to pick up that same shirt.
Jay Wall
King Shit of Turd Island
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Posted: 3/16/2005
Rhinos don't wear shirts....i put on my robe and wizard hat
50 half a hundred
LABIA
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Posted: 3/16/2005
"Come on Ruthie, come on mule," she says as she leads her mount to the front yard.
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Posted: 3/16/2005
It really is one of the funniest things I've read in a while, but saying you won't wear a striped shirt because of it is kind of missing the point and doesn't change much. Heck, I'm wearing a bear suit costime as we speak and I want a Jaegerbomb too!
anon
pee pee myself
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Posted: 3/16/2005
man, that funny. date-rapers of the world unite.
KP
LAUGHED SO HARD I SHARTED.
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Posted: 3/16/2005
After reading that, I have striped underwear! Great stuff!
fill or kill
i like the moon
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Posted: 3/16/2005
"Listen, you little slut, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my anal vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a shit tower. Golden showers."
HAHAHA
you forgot a few things
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Posted: 3/16/2005
I think you forgot to include my khaki pants (substitute grey pinstriped wool pants after memorial day), my standard square toed Kenneth Cole or Aldo black loafer with optional silver buckle on the front, my silver banded watch that is snug on my wrist where the sleeve is rolled up so people can see my sweet watch, and last but not least, my sweet wool jacket with the anchors on the buttons that goes down to my mid thigh. It looks like a sweet pea-coat but is more versatile and cooler. God it feels good to be my own man. I am an individual and I will most certainly be nailing some hot slut 'cuz of how I look and the money I make.
pickles mcgee
ewww....my taste in men has gotten SO much better
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Posted: 3/16/2005
she said some real chick thing to me like..."hold me," but I thought I could fuck her, so I did!
cross in the third
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Posted: 3/16/2005
At the Manning School, about 15 miles south of the North Dakota capital, Saje "parks" her mule Ruth by tying her with a bowline to a tree near swing sets and monkey bars. Ruth then gets some leather hobbles attached to her front legs, a routine Saje began after her other mule, Shirley, got loose and ran home from school last year and fucked Saje's mom in the shitter and spit on her back
mj
FRICKIN ROCKS!!!
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Posted: 3/16/2005
LOL... this is hilarious!!!! KUDOS!!!!!
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Posted: 3/16/2005
I party
JDT
Stripped Shirt
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Posted: 3/17/2005
I think this is the f-ing sweetest article I have ever read. Not only is it true but its funny as hell as well. I totally agree with what was in this article. I own many stripped shirts and so do my friends, and many times that is what is going through my head when I am out. HAHAHAHA Except I eat burritos not gyros. This is unreal!
Ang
Hilarious!
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Posted: 3/17/2005
Completely reminds me of 90% of the males I work with. Too bad so sad. The stink of cockiness - phew! Try another method - spend some money. We're on to you stripped wearing hunkie bastards! hahahaha
Pern
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Posted: 3/17/2005
Sick article I thought I was the only wacky sex freak in NYC.
VISCIOUS V
PHEW.... HAHA
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Posted: 3/17/2005
THANK GOD MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A STRIPPED SHIRT.... TOO TOO FUNNY!!
Bobby Vegas
Vegas- Master- Suma-Lea
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Posted: 3/17/2005
Great fucking site, killer article, so FHM qualified... Anderw Coons gave me this address... Keep it coming! And if you all are ever in Vegas, I'm involved with a sexcapade society called www.couples411.com or simply if your down with the Vampire Squad email me and I'll take you to these parties www.lovph.com 22,000 sq ft mansion parties with beautiful honeys everywhere! Keein' it decadent! Vegas- Out
ldyklla
HATERS
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Posted: 3/17/2005
I have pics to prove that chicks dig the striped shirt! I fart in your general direction thru my overpriced Banana Republic khakis.
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