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Ryan McKee
Writer Rnk.: 21 Avg. Rating: 3.75 Total Pieces: 34
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Member Since: 11/9/2005
New Years Resolutions

1) Move to Cleveland
2) Cut hair very short
3) Never allow sunlight to touch my skin
4) Drink more beer
5) Kill Mike Polk
6) Throw cops off track with Kaiser Sose-like scheme (yet to be determined)
7) Complete master plan to become new Mike Polk
Recent Articles By Ryan McKee
  iHunt: A Cougar Named Sensitiv
Posted: 10/10/07
  Rating: 3.00 Viewed: 8247 Emailed: 3 Comments: 56
  Mike iDates a DOND Girl
Posted: 9/26/07
  Rating: 3.51 Viewed: 15722 Emailed: 0 Comments: 157
  iDate: Fantasy Football Queen
Posted: 9/12/07
  Rating: 3.32 Viewed: 15338 Emailed: 1 Comments: 166
  The Friend Game
Posted: 9/11/07
  Rating: 3.60 Viewed: 22300 Emailed: 6 Comments: 211
  iPickup with Sammy Van Halen
Posted: 8/29/07
  Rating: 3.78 Viewed: 20555 Emailed: 1 Comments: 136
  iPickup with Emirhan
Posted: 8/15/07
  Rating: 4.31 Viewed: 23545 Emailed: 5 Comments: 178
  iDate: Gwynnie Pooh
Posted: 8/1/07
  Rating: 3.92 Viewed: 18572 Emailed: 1 Comments: 194
  iDate: Perez Hilton
Posted: 7/18/07
  Rating: 3.72 Viewed: 6485 Emailed: 3 Comments: 29
  iDate: TPP's Doormat (aka Chri
Posted: 6/20/07
  Rating: 4.02 Viewed: 17868 Emailed: 0 Comments: 123
  A Very Special iDate
Posted: 6/6/07
  Rating: 4.15 Viewed: 5649 Emailed: 0 Comments: 10
  iDate: Mimi from The Magic Bullet
Posted: 5/23/07
  Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 13039 Emailed: 4 Comments: 108
  iDate: Samie the YouTube Blogger
Posted: 5/9/07
  Rating: 4.31 Viewed: 6956 Emailed: 0 Comments: 24
  iDate Mormons
Posted: 4/25/07
  Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 10322 Emailed: 4 Comments: 44
  iDate: The Genital Warts Couple
Posted: 4/11/07
  Rating: 3.85 Viewed: 8382 Emailed: 1 Comments: 28
  iDate Tonya Harding
Posted: 3/28/07
  Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 17862 Emailed: 5 Comments: 99
  iDate: FarmersOnly.com's Karen Lee
Posted: 3/14/07
  Rating: 4.28 Viewed: 15708 Emailed: 2 Comments: 166
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