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I'll bet there are girls at the mall.
Yo, Salim. Asalamu alaykum, my man. I like your poster: Death to America and all of the infidels who live there. That’s a good one, dog. What are we rioting about today, you ask? Fuck if I know, but I’m sure we have good reasons. Hey Hakim. What’s happening, dude? Nice effigy of President Bush you’re burning. Those four years you spent at art school in the U.S. really paid off. Let me just throw this Molotov cocktail at the embassy and then I can shake your hand.
Dude, why don’t you ever bring your sister? There is never any hootchie at these anti-American mobs.
I wouldn’t bring my sister, either. I’m just saying that we could use a little booty here. All I ever see at these things is the same group of swarthy dudes. I thought that there was a woman at yesterday’s riot, but it was just a hostage they had wrapped in a blanket. Imagine my embarrassment when I was trying to get her phone number and all I got was some French journalist’s muffled plea for help. The sexual tension is so thick around here you could cut it with a strafing run from a Zionist F16.
I miss the waitresses at Hooter's.
I spit on the ground when I think of the Great Satan, but do you remember when we were going to school there? The street demonstrations over there had tons of hotties. That Freedom of Choice rally in Washington D.C. was like a Girls Gone Wild video. Riding in that crowded Metro car on the way to the Mall was better than a lap dance. It’s no wonder that our demonstrations here at home always turn violent.
At least here at home we get things accomplished. We’ve had four riots this month, and it’s only the 10th. When we were studying in America we’d be sitting around planning a terrorist attack, and then someone would get the brilliant idea to hit Happy Hour. After that we’d waste the rest of the night trying to get laid. I know that it is the land of the Great Satan, but the wings at Hooter’s rock. And would it be such a terrible sin to have a couple of those waitresses here at this riot?
Where is Ali? I haven’t seen him at a demonstration since he got married. What? His wife has him at home painting their kitchen? Just leave it to women to screw it up for men when we want to go on a murderous rampage.
By the way, I can’t make it tomorrow for the Death to Israel rally. I’m going to the mall. You guys should come. We can hook up with some girls.
but the article kind of lacked 'explosive' material....i'm actually surprised that there aren't more jokes on arabs/muslims on this website...from all the violence they commit on themselves and others, their hypocricy when it comes to religion-bashing, the hamas guy with the orange beard, the loony persian that rules iran and is about to go nuclear...shit, thats getting less and less funny.
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:21:29 AM
at first, i found myself wondering if anti-American rally enthusiasts had jobs? then i thought, "probaby not, that's why they're so angry, that and the lack of sex that's had." but after a while, it hit me. why don't these wishers of death to the infedels start some Middle East Riot League? they could get paid for rioting and protesting against America's imperialistic anti-Muslimism (?). then the rest of us could start a Riot Fantasy league where we could trade ralliers based on their stats- like how big thier sign is, how anti-Western it is, how bushy each protester's beard is, how many layers of burka they make their wives and sisters wear- and discuss how the Sheiks are going to squeeze Ali, Salim & Co. under the salary cap. we all could gather 'round the mosque, drinking wine and eating hummus and betting (Muhammad is ok with gambling) on who's team will cause the greatest public disturbance.
boo ya pro protester league! screw the great satan!!!
Victor French
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:31:24 AM
I may need to find a running mate for 2012. My upper lip reeks like a bag of assholes.
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:48:11 AM
What about Don Knotts?
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:29:16 AM
and thanks. I never get tired of people who expose their hypocrisy.
Brenda Della Casa
Just need to tell someone
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:34:32 AM
I love Tom Cruise
Brenda Della Casa
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:35:11 AM
Good Job, John
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:54:43 AM
I've always wondered if these fundies come to Western countries and just sport a perma-boner at seeing chicks with their hair exposed, sans-hijab.
"Dude, is that a strand of female hair!? Holy shit, I'm jizzing in my pants right now!"
Mugatu
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Posted: 4/20/2006 12:58:25 PM
I'm sure your buddies at the riot will tell you there's even less poon at a Guantanamo Bay prison torture camp...
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