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Dude, I'm so down.
Hey dude, what are you listening to? You like Green Day? I saw those guys so long ago, hella years ago, for free. Up in Berkeley. Free show, no cover. They were that small then. My friend's older brother drove us there. They loaded all their own gear back then. Dude, I helped Billy Joe get an amp out their van. Fender, dude, killer amp. Then I just watched the show, even though I was too young. I was into their stuff way before they got all big, not like now, you know? I'm not so sure about that new stuff. That's kind of the way it always work out. Things just get watered down once they get out to the flyovers. Know what I mean bro? It is bro, isn't it?
Did you like that one movie, uh...Borat? Yeah, that was cool. I saw his audition tape in like 1997. Waaay long ago, before anybody knew about that guy. This guy had a friend who interned at that British station when he sent in his demo tape. It was harder to get copies then, you couldn't just download stuff. I had some of hook-ups though. Still totally do. We used to smoke weed and watch that all the time, before he got all super famous. We just knew him as "Sacha." We were all over that forever ago. One time we had this big ass party and I showed people that tape, blew their minds. Just a few people though. People who get it. The rest of them we kept out the room. I don't know what they did, probably hooked up with chicks or something stupid. Whatever, man.
America's next great sitcom.
What? That show "The Office"? Yeah, I guess that's cool. Whatevs. I like the British version way more. It's subtler, too subtle for most people. I don't think they really get it. I totally get it. Subtlety is key, you've got to make the audience rise to your level, don't dumb it down. That's what they say for performance art at least. You ever see any of that? It'll trip you out. Anyway, there are a lot of shows like that; they were big in other countries first. Did you know about that? You should get some of those DVDs and check out the real thing. Anyway, I usually don't even watch TV, I read.
Know where this comes from?
X-Games? What? They're so commercial now. I stopped all that shit as soon as I saw it in a Mountain Dew commercial. There's nothing extreme about suckling the teat of some faceless conglomerate. Those wake boarders, when they first started doing that way back in like 2004, they just did it for the love. Now they're in Boost Mobile commercials. Not cool.
You listen to a lot of hip-hop? Cool, man. You ought to track down where those samples they use come from, the OG shit. Feel me? It didn't just start with Turtle on "Entourage," dude. You should read the liner notes and check out some those albums. A lot of the stuff that's out now...wack. We gotta shift the paradigm. Check out some Herbie Hancock, so many people have sampled that guy. Do you know who that is? That guy's a legend, I have all his stuff if you want to borrow it. I bet you thought they just came up with all that themselves. Didn't I tell you about this already? I wrote a whole paper on it for Advanced Sociology.
What's that bro? A middle finger? You know what that's all about? The Ancient Romans used that, it's been around for thousands of years. Pretty wild huh? You know here the--Owwww! Dude, what the fuck was that for?
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Posted: 5/22/2007 8:56:52 AM
I met a guy just like that at a biker bar once. He got taken out of the bar and beaten to bloody shit by a bunch of drunken dykes-on-bikes. Janet, the bigger of the dykes gave him a kick to the back of the head, after he was already all fucked-up on the floor, that I could swear should have taken his head clean off. It was pretty intense, but he was annoying as all hell. Would have done it myself, if I hadn't been afraid of getting accidentally killed in the dyke-fight-frenzy.
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Posted: 5/22/2007 9:04:50 AM
the "that guy" in mako's story was actually Mako. Can't be sure, though I am sure that he would enjoy a good pummeling at the hands of some militant rug munchers.
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Posted: 5/22/2007 9:23:40 AM
Reading this reminds me of my cousin I disowned about 10 years ago. Even in High school he was the "I am so different because I do everything everyone else doesn't" type person. He even moved up to Oregon where "People would get him". Apparently they didn't because he moved back home about a year later. I guess it wasn't all bad as he gave me his entire NIN collection about a week after Closer was played on the radio the first time because "Trent Reznor sold out". What a deuche.
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Posted: 5/22/2007 9:45:15 AM
Who wouldn't wanna be pummeled upon by a whole gaggle of big, fat, sweaty, leather-wearing muff-divers? You can lie to others all you want, but you can't lie to yourself. Call me odd, but I would love to be beating by those cockless men-wannabes until I am reduced to a whimpering pile of thumb sucking man-baby. In the case above, sadly, it was not me.
Ya know how most of you know this dude? you see him in the mirror every day.
I hate when people talk about musicians and athletes as sellouts. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Guess what D-bag, the whole idea is to get your "act" out there. Do you think a lot people are like, let's write a song, that only 1 out of 100 people will really get, yeah, that'll be awesome. If something is good, chances are a lot of people are gonna dig it. Eventually it's gonna get bastardized and copied and become, oh the horror, "main stream". God I want to kick an emo kid in face right now.
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