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4/8/2007
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Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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Posts: 887 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:48:27 AM
Yeah, but if I started Brown instead of Edge, I'd be up by 15 right now.
But enough of this faggy sports talk (everything I'm taking part in is "faggy _______ talk") who is this Nicole Sheridan chick? Wasn't she on desperate housewives?
Posts: 144 Rank: 36 Joined:
8/29/2007
Location:
Boston, MA
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:59:20 AM
I'm just messing with ya too. If you enjoy imagining me having a vagina that smells like strawberries when in truth I am a scratching my hairy nutsack with my nubbins, who am I to judge? Keep on keepin' kiddo.
And btw, where the hell are you Christine. I can't fend him off much longer..
There's a good chance he's in jail again. I mean after a performance like his boys had on Sunday, angry drinking was probably in order. Don't worry Toque, I'm not gonna rub it in, I was just wondering how the refs managed to shut you guys out. Go ahead and list all the calls that robbed you guys this time.
Posts: 280 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:03:59 PM
The next time you've got an evening to kill, watch late nite Cinemanx, Showtime, HBO, and odds are you'll see a soft core with the "woman from Desperate Housewives".
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:12:35 PM
The Giants, Patriots, and Chargers Held up their end of the baragain. Now I just need Tony Homo and the Cowgirls to win by 10 or more and I will be $6K richer.
Un an unrelated note. I cracked two ribs on Saturday playing football. Caught a pass over the middle and took a shoulder under my left arm from the safety, but I didn't go down. Can't really breath too deeply now and every time I cough it feels like I'm being stabbed by a rusty screw driver. I don't recommend breaking your ribs to any of you.
Just trying to get you mad, you are way better when pissed in my opinion. Also, Willie Parker is a badass, Alexander might need to start cleaning the coffee pot. Toque is it raining at your house?
Since I did stay within our spread of 15, I need a pic of you with a "Javarris James 4 Heisman" sign this week. Next week I'll cruise some websites and think of something cool, as a homage to you.
brikz caught a pass over the middle? Congrats, I had you figured for a right guard. Again I can be the QB for the right price.
Everyone go to your local pornography store/website and get "Hole of Nicole". Upon viewing, all arguments will die.
"Looked at my watch and it was almost eight. She did a little move that made me stick our straight!"
Rub some Ben Gay or the equivalent on your ribs. It'll help numb the pain along with half a bottle of motrin. Have you had to sneeze yet? I almost blacked out sneezing when I had a fractured rib.
Posts: 769 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:39:56 PM
I've had six rib injuries playing football. I have found no solutions that work. The important thing is that you didn't drop the ball and didn't go down.
Ava Devine is so filthy/intense she sort of scares me, sort of mesmerizes me.
I'm scared to think of what happened to Toque. This is like when the Eagle played the Broncos and we hung 50 points on them and everyone around here had no rap for me for a while.
Posts: 887 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:53:50 PM
I'm out of here. I'm actually filming something today for msn.com. I'll let you know when it's up. While I'm gone, try to see if you can get these boards up and running.
As promised, there is photographic evidence of my Friday night. Ally in charge of the camera and she's supposed to email them to me sometime today while she's at work. I'm about to call and harass her for them.
Somehow I managed to get drunk off my ass. Well, it didn't actually fully hit until I stood up to leave. Or maybe it was onset by the total of my bar tab....
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:38:04 PM
The league I play in is 6 on 6 and everybody is eligible including the center. I play right half back which is more like a tight end position. I block and I also go out for passes. On this particular play i was blocking and the quarterback rolled out to the right so i realesed and gave him drag option over the middle. He hit me in stride, but unfortunately, so did the safety. We actually could use a QB. We have a really good one but he got cheap shoted a few times Saturday and lost his cool. He flipped on the ref's and got tossed from the game and the park. I had to grab him or I think he would have gone Bonaduce on the ref. Needless to say, I think he's probably gonna get tossed from league.
DC, I forced back about 4 sneezes yesterday. I don't even want to imagine that happening.
Filth, not only did i hold on and stay up but I managed to talk some shit to the kid afterwards. I told him to "Get that pussy shit out of here." Meanwhile, I had the wind completely knocked out of me. But you can't ever let them know they got you good.
Posts: 769 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:43:20 PM
We're on the same page. I was a running back when I tore my leg up. I got tackled from behind and my foot was caught underneath me. Everyone heard a snap and then a crunch as the soft tissue from the bottom of my toes to halfway up my shin tore. I never fumbled. I stayed in a ball for about two minutes to get used to the pain, got up on my own, walked back to the huddle, lined up in the I formation and glared at the defense. That was the moment when my normal intimdation factor went to another level.
Of course after the physical therapy, the casts, the year on a cane, and etc, I ended up being a lineman.
