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4/8/2007
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Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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Posts: 1123 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:28:36 PM
Kill myself - Order Blowfish over and over and over again until I get the piece that has poison in it. I love sushi and that way my family can at least make some bank after they sue the place for negligence.
Alma Mater - Magna Cum Laude at CSU.
Little known fact - There is a general consensus that CU is a huge party school. Too bad every party gets broken up by 10 PM, so lots of students came up to CSU to party. Result: Steady flow of finely imported greens.
Posts: 838 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:29:07 PM
Graduated form University of Washington school of Mursing with a Minor in functional alcoholism.
After a serious relationship ended beginning of Soph. year (she decided to major in women’s studies) I had a bit of a dry spell.
So I hit a ‘slampig’ (tips cap to BigNick) which was just what I needed to get back on the horse (whores) and propelled me through an improbable run of the nursing students at UW that is likely never to be captured on film again.
on sparto's profile for a minute, to see the progress of his stalking this Alice girl. And I begin to wonder where he got found all these pictures, so I googled her name.
Do it, all of you.
You know you have a stalker when you google yourself and he comes up.
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:33:04 PM
We're solid in 1-AA football, have made the NCAA tourney a few times in the last 10 years and are consistantly in the top 10 in the nation in lacrosse. All the girls are JAPs or JAP-wannabe's who don't pay for shit on their own and drive around in nice cars. The guys are either Frat Boys, Jocks, Stoners, or Nerds. There is no in between. The myth is 4 out of every 5 people have an STD. We even have our very own STD that can only be found on our campus called the "Hofstra Red". According to UrbanDictionary it's "a rare strain of herpes unique to the nastiest of the nasty students attending Hofstra University." The More You Know...
Posts: 1123 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:39:23 PM
So I googled that chick and the first 2 results were from this site. I'm pretty sure she has a team monitoring Spartans activities as we speak. Its only a matter of time until we all get a call from someone asking what we know of this Spartan character.
Posts: 2047 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:42:50 PM
I don't do anything half-assed. That includes stalking. She's my friend on Mspace and we chat now. I make her laugh. She doesn't know I'm married. She lives in Georgia. I may move.
Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:57:31 PM
Kamikaze mission. Hopefully I'd take out a few deserviung fuckers and then they'd give my wife an american flag.
Alma Mater: University of California at Berkeley As you may have guessed I didn't do a lot of studying and I'm not pruoud of it. I graduated in May 2003 and declared my major only three months prior to that and finished with a 2.55 GPA. There are a lot of hippies as you may have heard, but I was in teh Greek system, so we mocked form afar. The Greeks only make up 5% of the student body and the school does it's best to shit on them as much as possible. There ae some hotties, but they're few and far between. I drank past the point of social acceptability and tried whatever anyone would sell me. I was a member of two drinking clubs (aside from my fraternity) and went to jail three times. But, nothing beats big conference football and basketball. All in all a decent time. Just had to get creative.
Any chance that i'll run into you today around the Philadelphia downtown Marriott? I plan on being dunk in that general area by about 10:30...
Also, i was entertained by this article...mostly because as an unfortunate spectator of a donkey show in my life, I know that watching any sort of porn live is just awful (unless you're in the action i suppose); so hidef porn is just about the worst idea since the MMF threeway.
you get when you google this girl's name is him. that's fucked up. click on the ommited link... it's all his TPP profile. 2 pages of that.
Can you imagine the creepy, bugs under your skin kind of feeling of googling your name and having this come up...
"the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.RidiculeSpartan, Her name is Alice Frassais, and I love her. ( ), Post #: 209. View Profile Posts: 1757 Rank: 8 Joined: 2/27/2007 Location: Ventura, CA ... www.thephatphree.com/messageboardthread.asp?ChannelID=1&SectionID=2&TopicID=3994&Curpage=9 - 83k - Cached - Similar pages "
Hysterical. I don't want to deflate but how many are going to google "BearNuts" or "Toque Bongrip". You're probably safe.
Bear, watching a MMF 3some at least a chick is suffering usually-always hot-and it isn't near as bad as watching virtually any porn from the 70's 80's or early 90's. That shit will make the blood run north faster than DeMarco Murray on a pitchout to the left side.
Yes, I have been to Dallas...I was basically raised there, actually (Denton). And yes, the women and "nightlife" are on a different level, but don't knock the talent in College Station 'til you've tried it...I'm a sucker for pretty Texas brunettes, and there are plenty of them here. I'm planning on moving back up to Dallas hopefully within a year, though.
Every woman i've seen in this town smokes. and while I don't know if it's city wide, i'm incredibly short sighted and a bastard: therefore i choose to believe that all women in Philadelphia smoke . They're also some of the most desperate females i've seen in the country. example from last night:
random drunk girl at bar: hey, you look like a nice guy, we should hang out. me: see, that's why first impressions are usually wrong. I'm a horrible person. girl: what? no. you're cute...you should come watch a movie with me at my place. me: uhhh, probably not. girl: why? I'm clean! Me: uh huh. anyone who says they're clean probably has virtually every std known to Ben Franklin. girl: huh me: look, let's make this easy: I could come watch a movie with you tonight; i could fuck you tonight; but to be honest, i wouldn't enjoy it because i'd have to use that guy's dick (pointing to random homeless guy trying to scam drink from bartender). girl: asshole! me: i told you.
Posts: 769 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/9/2007 9:07:58 AM
You can't get laid. But the mainline/suburbs are easier.
The suburb game is basically, go to local bar, supply one drink and wait.
The mainline is even better because its all rich people and their bored kids and more importantly, their foreign nannies who have no friends/family in the area and don't know where to go. All you have to do is be there.
Cowboys are back, the sweet smell of success. I got way too buzzed watching that game, may have hit on some wives and ignored my date. Fuck it, 5-0! BigNick, did that take you back to 92-93? Maybe not, this one was close.
Digger, you need to end every post with "Fuck the Cowboys!"
T-bone, its because your posts are more like hamburger than t-bone.
"Sometimes I can't believe I did all that for a song. Hey I'm glad I came just wish I hadn't stayed so long."
