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4/8/2007
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Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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The good thing about Oklahoma girls though is that you'll probably marry into a pretty sweet trailer home, or, if you're real lucky, a stake in an indian casino.
Posts: 134 Rank: 14 Joined:
5/11/2007
Location:
St. Louis, MO
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:44:45 PM
I've got to agree with T-Bone, that Nicole Sheridan has a face like a Doberman Pinscher and a gash like a gaping wound from the aforementioned pooch. I wouldn't fuck her with Annabelle's dick. Then again, I favor eighties stars, so I really don't have room to talk.
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:49:17 PM
But I don't know what all the fuss is about for this Denny's waitress. She looks like a regular girl, but the words "hot" "cute" and "sexy" would never come to my mind when I saw her. She's average, which isn't bad, but let's not get carried away either.
I have to say I did get an MBA in Dallas and still live here. Have you heard anything good about the chicks here? Perhaps anything about the nightlife? Stay down
Balls, I like it. Tonight do a shot for me along with the 12 you'll do for your ex. Thanks
I admit Nicole is not the hottest thing, she is just the ultimate porn star. So wild, it just works for me
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:54:53 PM
Nice cans? Really? I'd say B-Cup at best. And they don't look incredibly perky to me at that. Let's take it back a notch here. I know you're wife is probably starting to look like she's smuggling a watermelon, but that doesn't mean you have to go around throwing superlatives at any girl you see. I thought you were better than that. Somewhere in Minneapolis, Tom A is banging his head against his desk reading your last post.
Babe, that baby shower was not only like hell but nearly as hot. I guess pregnant hormones make you have the desire to bake yourself in the privacy of your centrally heated home. I wouldn't know a damn thing about that.
Nice avatar. That's really quite funny. When are you due and more importantly, what is the product of a Spart/Arby's cross?
Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
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New York, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:06:28 PM
Excellent and deserved comebacks. I have heard excellent things about the breeders in Dallas. Big hair and big boobs, yes? Also, I went to college in Berkeley. Heard anything aobut the women there? Me neither.
Posts: 1123 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:15:00 PM
I didn't say she was real because she wasn't hot, I was basing it off the fact that apparently she has a myspace page. If a regular took the time to create a fake myspace page to keep up the appearances that Anna is real they should commit suicide immediately.
