Posts: 1 Rank: 1964
Member Since:
4/8/2007
Location:
Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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Posts: 4 Rank: 118 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 3:28:23 PM
How's it going Honey Bear? Listen, I don't mean to bother you while your having "me time" but I was wondering if you would like to make it "we time?" as in you and me in the storage closet over by Maintance....
The San Diego Chargers have the talent to be a power running team and little else, but everytime their opponent does something that they don't expect, Norv Turner looks like a kid that was caught masturbating to a Disney movie. They're doomed.
Although Stanford pulled off an unspeakable upset against USC I was speaking to Bill Walsh (in heaven) and he said they looked sloppy and had too many penalties.
For years I thought Alice Cooper, Howard Stern and Joey Ramone were the same person.
I'm not going to say Annabelle is pretty, but I have a sudden desire to get into the show horse game. Also, your user rank is appropriate.
Posts: 838 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/8/2007 3:59:01 PM
My two favorite football phrases are: Stuffing the box, and that’s a great receiving tight end.
Vert – I just left those messages. But with the thickest Texan accent I could manage.
Did anyone else see Family Guy last night? Joe gets his legs fixed (so he’s not in a wheelchair) and then starts getting all active and shit. There is a scene where the guys are all in a karate class and Joe starts walking around kicking the shit out of them screaming, “There is no fear in this dojo!!!”
My girlfriend, (who has been calling me retarded for all the Karate Kid shit recently) just got up from the couch, went into the bedroom, and put on the helmet and safety goggles. One $3 Hawaiian wonder cooler coming up.
Posts: 769 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 4:05:25 PM
Slow down there Balls, I open myself up to lots of fat girl jokes I suppose, but to me she is regular. I think some of the reactions are a little too positive for my taste, but to each their own.
Porn debate: Nicole Sheridan? Really? With a face like hers, Calhoun should be leading her around the pasture with a bag of oats. The first time I saw her I thought she was Melissa Rivers. I'll take Gianna Michaels over Nicole Sheridan anyday.
Deuce's "ass like a greyhound" line was my favorite of the day.
Shitwich's newest masterpiece belongs in the Louvre...or at least the Calhoun County courthouse.
Calhon's rating: 5, but you could move up to a 6 if you tell me you ride the horses naked on occassion.
