Posts: 1 Rank: 1964
Member Since:
4/8/2007
Location:
Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
Read Full Story
Sort Comments: Filter By Rating:
Why should I sign up?
Post and rate comments, participate in discussions and enter contests.
Keep a list of your favorite writers and articles.
Earn points you can redeem at Shitley's for shirts, books and more.
It was a great feeling. I didn't think I'd catch, that negro was running so fast I thought the police were chasing him.
The helmet was a relic from a time when football was pure.
Annabelle, darling, I'm sure your hair is the color of corn stalks swaying in the breeze, and your eyes are as blue as the Oklahoma sky, and your skin is just as soft and pretty as Brent Musberger's.
Why don't you come out of retirement? You're still better than all the current Squawk receivers. Have Liz or Dana give you my cell from the old man's office.
Stiggs, love the horse line earlier. Play "The Fan" by Little Feat during this post for me.
Juan, no sutros numero uno!
"We boogied by the window, we boogied in the hall. I got some on my finger so I wiped it on the wall!"
Posts: 280 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/8/2007 3:05:23 PM
That's fantastic.
If you want, I can steal some photos off the myspace and post them in my profile. I mean, I'm only pretending to be learning in class right now, and I swear I'm not a creepy son of a bitch.
Posts: 280 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/8/2007 3:16:07 PM
I'm sorry Spartan, I'm just being polite. And we all know:
-Phil Anselmo doesn't understand the internet -Maynard's too busy drinking his wine and shooting guns with the Osborne family to care -Glenn Danzig is too short to reach the computer
There is an unspoken ratio that you need on a sports team, especially for football, which combines precision with discipline. The current Seattle team has too many minorites for me to play on it. Right now Holmgren has Samoans on the team. We're not asking guys to spear pigs out there, we want them to zone block! We have a lot of negroes too. Now, I know team speed is important, but this is a little too much.
When the players sit on the sideline bench and take their helmets off, it looks like a hairdresser's convention. There are braids, ponytails, all kind of ethnic hairstyles. These are not men I want to be shoulder to shoulder with.
